Me: Yeah......
Kora:Well, I think I was wrong.
Me:I know, remember I see it all and I told you! [b]
Kora:BUT, I blame you!
Me:Wait? How is it my fault?
Kora:Well, you made me feel guilty so I left the married guy alone, but because I did that this happened:
Me: I still do not see who you having a baby is my fault. It could have easily been the married guy and this thing would have been a lot worse. But go ahead. Tell them the story.
Kora:Ok, so this is what happened....... I was feeling guilty about messing around with a married guy so I decided to break things off with him. Jon was away on tour and I was feeling a bit lonely. One evening while I was cleaning the kitchen I saw someone outside. When I investigated I saw that it was an Alien. Curious and lonely I invited him inside.
One thing lead to another and we kissed
Me:You mean, you jumped him.
Kora:Who is telling the story? you or me?
Me:Sorry, go on.
Kora: As I was saying, during the course of the evening I told him about the shower scene in 500 Days of Summer and how I wanted to try it, but Jon is not that great in bed so I did not want to ruin that fantasy. Well, the Alien offered and since I have never been with an Alien and I was lonely and curious......
Me: Sooooo..... you really going to continue using that "Lonely and Curious line?"
Kora: Shut-up
Me: ok, ok....
Kora: ANYWAY, After we finished. He strutted:
I freaked out
While I continued to freak he helped himself to my pool
So I kicked him out. Who told him he could use my pool? 
Later that night I felt nauseous, which bolted me to pay homage to the porcelain gods. At the time I did not know I was already pregnant. Who would have thought I would have start feeling the effects that fast?
Jon came back and life went back to normal
But the sickness would not go away
At which point I decided it was time to go to the Doctor and that is where I learn that I am pregnant.
I gave Jon the news. Leaving out my indiscretion.
And we decided to get married right away
Meanwhile the Paparazzi and Alien activity picked up at my house
Luckily, Jon did not seem to notice.
Life was really sucking. I spent my days cleaning and cleaning some more...
You know that saying barefoot and pregnant? That was me, see....
Finally the day came to have the kid
And of course I had to drive myself, Jon never even made it to the hospital
When I got home another Alien was at my door. This time a female. But I quickly went inside
Which brings me back to the beginning of the story, where I showed you my son Yuri
Me: He is very cute. But I must say through out this whole story I did not see anywhere where this is my fault? By the way how is Jon treating fatherhood?
Kora: It is your fault because if you would have left me alone and not made me feel guilty I would not have been lonely and curious and I would have not done something silly like invite an Alien in my house and woohoo with him in the shower. As for Jon? I think he knows because this is all he does now..
Me: Oh.... So what are you going to do?
Kora: I DO NOT KNOW THAT IS WHY I SAID I DO NOT THINK I HAVE THINGS UNDER CONTROL!
Me: Sorry! No need to yell, why don't you go work out or something. I am sure you will figure it out. Kora:*mumbles* Working out is all I have been doing lately. Some Sim God you are Lady.
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